No, The Nutcracker has nothing to do with Tchaikovsky - save for the inclusion of two professional ballet dancers. Rather a cock-pulsing, ball-busting exposé of the world of dance that'll have you grabbing onto your meat and dreaming about Billy Elliott. From big black dicks to hungry twink asses, this is a fine offering from new director John Smith, featuring some of the horniest, dirtiest sluts with the greediest assholes around. Prepare to be waltzed off your feet! Cast: Shane Barret, Dick Casey, John Core, Johny Cruz, Tim Law, Tyler Johnson, Rudy Valentino, Chris Young