Each stylized fantasy vignette in Wet 'N' Horny Bitches is composed like a feature, making for gripping viewing as five directors furnish their own take on erotica and its trappings. Jalif's opener with Laura Brent and Andre Moranti, (featuring the latter in a submissive role) is fraught with sexual tension. It begins with a fetishistic slant as Laura shaves her cooch and dons leather gear, eventually descending to a subterranean chamber where Moranti the hostage is teased and blown. Once freed, he turns the tables on his captor and really nails her firm ass to the chair. The other scenarios are compelling, with gorgeous bitches, typical of Private's penchant for icy anal queens. We're treated to a poolside grope, an after-hours bar encounter and a ribald dinner party, all full of double penetrations and toothy post-facial smiles for the camera. Plenty of behind-the-scenes promos (Coconut Holiday, etc.) are scattered throughout like sexy jelly beans - empty calories; but so much fun to consume! Cast: Victoria Swinger, Laura Brent, Melissa Black, Jessica Fiorentino, Suzy Spark, Silvia Lancome, Ditty Blue, Angelica