Con artists Syren and Ian Daniels run a pseudo-fortune telling scam in order to bilk naive idiots out of their life savings in United Colors Of Ass 8. Queen of the idiots is Kylie Ireland, who misses her dead husband. Syren sends Byron Long to impersonate his ghost and fuck Ireland in a workable anal. Similarly ass-themed is a good threeway between Mocha, Chelsea Sinclaire and Steve Hatcher, while best of show is the very vocal multi-positional between Daniels and Syren. Cast: Syren, Kylie Ireland, Adriana Sage, Chelsea Sinclaire, T.J. Hart, Mocha, Catalina, Ian Daniels, Byron Long, Chris Cannon, Steve Hatcher